Tim Patrick writes on a variety of topics, including technical, humorous, religious, and just plain miscellaneous. Most of the technical articles include full source code. None of the humor articles include source code. Sorry.
Articles by Tim Patrick
Congress Passes Health Card Reform

Magazine: The Humor Times
Issue: March 2010
Article: Subscription required to access online
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial
Health Card Reform package.
(NOTE: Published article was edited for length. Original article
appears here.)
Google to Run IRS

Magazine: The Humor Times
Issue: February 2010
Article: Subscription required to access online
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management
of the Internal Revenue Service's tax collection operation starting on January 1.
(NOTE: Published article was edited for length. Original article
appears here.)
Santa Claus Laid Off

Magazine: The Humor Times
Issue: December 2009
Article: Subscription required to access online
The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection
for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division
president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties.
(NOTE: Published article was edited for length. Original article
appears here.)
God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy

Magazine: The Humor Times
Issue: November 2009
Article: Subscription required to access online
God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal
copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA.
(NOTE: Published article was edited for length. Original article
appears here.)
Cash-for-Clunkers Expands to Include Elderly

Magazine: The Humor Times
Issue: September 2009
Article: Subscription required to access online
The House of Representatives today announced passage of an expanded "Cash for Clunkers" program.
The revised legislation allocates an additional $2 billion to the program, and allows cash-strapped
households to turn in aging family members for rebates of up to $4,000.
(NOTE: Published article was edited for length. Original article
appears here.)
Cover Story: The Gospel According to Napoleon Dynamite

Magazine: The Wittenburg Door
Issue: July/August 2006
Article: Click here to read online
The church has a new prophet, and he lives in Idaho.
NOTE: A portion of this article was added at the last minute without my knowledge. Please ignore all content starting from the paragraph that begins "To true believers the spiritual parallels..." and continuing through the five-point definition of Dunamis.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Special Edition: Enterprise Solutions for .NET Development
Issue: January 2007
Article: Sorry, not available online.
An excerpt from Start-to-Finish Visual Basic 2005 appeared as the "Getting Started" feature in this special edition of the magazine.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Issue: January 2005
Article: Click here to read online
Read what I really think of Visual Basic .NET.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Issue: November 2004
Article: Click here to read online
This article shows how to use the .NET Stack collection class to manage different states of data in your application. The article includes relevant source code.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Issue: September 2004
Article: Click here to read online
This article shows how to overcome two issues with the .NET TabControl control, used to group controls in a Windows Form application. The article includes relevant source code.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Issue: August 2004
Article: Click here to read online
This article introduces some advanced features of the .NET PropertyGrid control, with an emphasis on custom drop-down editors. The article includes full source code that implements a location selection tool with a drop-down world map.

Magazine: Visual Studio Magazine
Issue: July 2004
Article: Click here to read online
This article demonstrates the use of the .NET PrintPreviewControl within your Visual Basic .NET application. It implements a custom print preview form that includes a "table of contents" feature. Full source code is included.

Magazine: Visual Basic Programmer's Journal
Issue: July 2001
Article: Sorry, not available online.
This article describes the use of ADO and ADOX to reverse-engineer a Microsoft Access database, and the analysis of that database to generate an HTML document fully describing the database. Full source code is included.

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